Black Slime Siege: Independenceâs New Gooey Menace
Mysterious black slime has begun oozing across Independence streets, coating cars and perplexing citizensâwill Mayor Mike Scottâs emergency âGoo Summitâ save the day?
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Mysterious black slime has begun oozing across Independence streets, coating cars and perplexing citizensâwill Mayor Mike Scottâs emergency âGoo Summitâ save the day?
When a local retireeâs stash of Fourth-of-July fireworks turned his home into a bonfire, both firefighters and neighborhood gossips raced to the scene.
A self-driving ice cream truck from Crazy Cone Co. has Independence residents sprinting after runaway treats, prompting Councilmember Jenkins to call an emergency meeting.
In a unanimous yet calendar-challenged decision, the Independence City Council proclaims a new holiday that doesnât existâbecause who needs calendars when you have porches?*
**KANSAS CITY, MO** - In what financial experts are calling "the most creative interpretation of property assessment since someone decided beachfront property in Kansas was worth millions," Jackson...