SPORTS

Local Survey Blames Patrick Mahomes for Everything from Tornado Warnings to Burnt Brisket

A tongue-in-cheek Jackson County study finds Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes is being credited (or blamed) for a host of everyday mishaps and miracles. Fans at Sidelines Sports Bar remain undeterred, demanding more of that ‘Mahomes magic.’

By Tank Rodriguez 3 months ago

SPORTS

Jackson County Announces New Sports Strategy: Win Games by Actually Scoring Points

In a revolutionary twist, Jackson County's sports teams vow to try scoring points to secure victories. Local fans are cautiously optimistic.

By Tank Rodriguez 3 months ago

SPORTS

Local Counties Play Musical Chairs with Billion-Dollar Sports Teams Like They're Trading Pokemon Cards

KANSAS CITY METRO AREA - In a stunning development that has left political scientists reaching for new terminology to describe governmental dysfunction, the Kansas City area's professional spor...

By Phoenix Mitchell 3 months ago