About The Jaco Journal

The Jaco Journal is Jackson County's premier satirical news publication, dedicated to bringing you the finest in news-adjacent content since... well, since right now.

Our Mission

At The Jaco Journal, we believe that laughter is the best medicine, except for actual medicine, which is definitely better if you're sick. Our mission is to provide Jackson County residents with a humorous take on local news, politics, and everyday life.

What We Do

We specialize in:

Breaking news that isn't actually breaking anything
In-depth investigations into completely made-up stories
Weather predictions that are about as accurate as a coin flip
Opinion pieces that nobody asked for
Local coverage of events that definitely didn't happen

Disclaimer

IMPORTANT: The Jaco Journal is a work of satire and parody. All articles, quotes, and events depicted on this website are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Please don't cite us in your research papers.

Contact Us

Have a fake news tip? Want to complain about our terrible jokes? Feel free to shout into the void. We probably won't hear you, but it might make you feel better.

The Jaco Journal is not responsible for any confusion, bewilderment, or existential crises that may result from reading our articles. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, eye rolling, and the sudden urge to fact-check everything. Please satire responsibly.